Hollywood Knows: he looks ridiculous, but he loves his snuggy.

My first commercial:

are you fat and lazy?

Patsy: boy, Am I ever!

Is this you?

Close up shot on trying to type through blanket, get popcorn, spill milk.

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Have you ever needed to hold a glass AND a plate while wearing a blanket?

Or type with two hands?

Hold two fire arms?

Load one firearm?

Carry a baby?

Masturbate while cleaning the tears off your face so you can see the porn more clearly?

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And if you call in the next ten minutes, we'll include a free crack whore* to blow you under the snugglebuddy!

*Gender of crack whore cannot be guaranteed, or sometimes even determined.